farting
Sometimes in class, I will purposely fart really loud, like I'd force it out to be really loud. I don't have horrendous farts that are ungodly so barely anyone hears them (or smells ~(>_<。)＼). The last time I forcibly farted was in my visual design class. No one heard because my class was being loud which led me to let out the most unearthly laugh like a "pftt" because it was so funny and I was also trying to contain my laugh. No one noticed not even my friend. 😭😭
I remember as a kid I watched a Ryan Higa video about how to disguise your farts. One of the ways you'd disguise your farts was farting along a sound for example in the video Ryan needs to fart but he's in the elevator so he farts every time the elevator dings. I unironically did this as a kid and I still do this on very rare occasions.
When I was in year 4, was probably like 8 or 9, on the first day of year 4 my year 4 teacher was talking and I let out an UNGODLY fart. It was a 2-second quick fart but it was LOUD. No one said anything. Later on in the year, I would tell my close friend about it she said (along the lines of): "That was you?!"
The same year, I was sitting on the floor and we were copying something down from the board onto our whiteboards or books, I forget, and I was sitting next to my friends and a couple of classmates and I let out a fart. The fart was silent (🙏) but it STUNK. It stunk BAD and I mean BAD, I was internally gagging from my own fart. So the kid in front of me smelt my fart turned around and shouted "EWW WHO FARTED" and looked at me because I was the closest to him, "OH MY GOD YOU FARTED." He didn't say exactly that but it was something like that. He was saying how gross it was and was blaming me for the fart (which I did). So you'd think I was embarrassed because he was announcing that shit to the whole class, no. I pretended I didn't fart and I was like "Huh?" "What?" and you know what, everyone around me was defending me and blaming the fart on him. Because he was making a huge commotion about it the teacher came over told him off and said he most likely farted because he was announcing it. I didn't even say shit, everyone around me was backing me up.😭 I've got a horrible track record of horrendous farts.
Also, I'm meant to be doing my textile work but instead, I'm talking about my track record of farts. Also, I'm typing so loud too, I'm in the senior study room and there are two other people in this room and I've been typing rapidly about my farts.